Sunday, July 27, 2014
usbdongle:

Tracy the Caseworker in the style of Fairly Oddparents

usbdongle:

Tracy the Caseworker in the style of Fairly Oddparents

Friday, July 25, 2014 Thursday, July 24, 2014
aperturemurder:

If you’re not following Steve on instagram, you are wrong.

aperturemurder:

If you’re not following Steve on instagram, you are wrong.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Anonymous said: i see you tweet really dumb or wild shit to steve merchant. why do you do that???? don't you care what he thinks about you being crazy and all???

magicalmelonball:

Oh my gosh. This is my new favorite ask. In case people want to know the dumb shit I say to Stephen: 

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I’m pretty sure this might be the one they’re talking about? But I’ve replied to a lot of things he says over Twitter. So I guess I’ll answer your question, Anon.

Why do I reply with really stupid, crazy shit?

Because it’s amusing. Because it’s funny. Because I don’t care what anyone thinks, much less Stephen Merchant himself.

Merchant is brilliant, funny, charming, and handsome. I adore him. I also know he doesn’t give a rat’s ass what I or any other fan says about him. He doesn’t bat an eyelash to people like me.

I say crazy things for enjoyment and fun. I’m not out there to impress Merchant or get in his pants or whatever. I don’t care. I really don’t. 

At least I don’t tell him I love him, pretend he’s my husband, stalk other people’s instagram accounts to get photos of him, etc.

I’m a fan that likes to joke around. That’s it. 

I’m glad you went out of your way to find me on tumblr to ask me this, though.

At the very least, I thought that tweet was funny. As in, I let out a brief guffaw when I read it.

I’m guilty of stalking certain Instagram accounts though. It’s mainly because I have a compulsive need to keep my blog updated and well, there isn’t a lot of press about him lately. I guess what I’m trying to say is we all have our reasons for doing silly, crazy things. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014
wellspokenrambler:

youhadmeathelloladies:

Get ready for Life’s Too Short (Season 2).
Sooo, in March, Stephen said he was looking for a place in Los Angeles during Jeff Garlin’s podcast at Largo. This is just speculation but perhaps he found a place? And that’s why he’s shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond? Or maybe he has resorted to searching for a wife at home decor stores?
On a related note, guess which Tumblr user will be hanging out at Crate and Barrel this weekend?

Don’t really care about the whole “living situation” thing but this is a cute pic.
Is the Largo podcast available to listen to now?

I suppose the only reason I care is because if he got a place here that means he might spend more time in LA. This is wishful thinking on my part but I’m bound to run into him at some point. Knowing me though, I’ll probably just chicken out like I did at Largo. Lame.
I’ve been tracking updates on the podcast here but I haven’t seen anything new yet.

wellspokenrambler:

youhadmeathelloladies:

Get ready for Life’s Too Short (Season 2).

Sooo, in March, Stephen said he was looking for a place in Los Angeles during Jeff Garlin’s podcast at Largo. This is just speculation but perhaps he found a place? And that’s why he’s shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond? Or maybe he has resorted to searching for a wife at home decor stores?

On a related note, guess which Tumblr user will be hanging out at Crate and Barrel this weekend?

Don’t really care about the whole “living situation” thing but this is a cute pic.

Is the Largo podcast available to listen to now?

I suppose the only reason I care is because if he got a place here that means he might spend more time in LA. This is wishful thinking on my part but I’m bound to run into him at some point. Knowing me though, I’ll probably just chicken out like I did at Largo. Lame.

I’ve been tracking updates on the podcast here but I haven’t seen anything new yet.

Monday, July 21, 2014
Get ready for Life’s Too Short (Season 2).
Sooo, in March, Stephen said he was looking for a place in Los Angeles during Jeff Garlin’s podcast at Largo. This is just speculation but perhaps he found a place? And that’s why he’s shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond? Or maybe he has resorted to searching for a wife at home decor stores?
On a related note, guess which Tumblr user will be hanging out at Crate and Barrel this weekend?

Get ready for Life’s Too Short (Season 2).

Sooo, in March, Stephen said he was looking for a place in Los Angeles during Jeff Garlin’s podcast at Largo. This is just speculation but perhaps he found a place? And that’s why he’s shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond? Or maybe he has resorted to searching for a wife at home decor stores?

On a related note, guess which Tumblr user will be hanging out at Crate and Barrel this weekend?

Sunday, July 20, 2014 Saturday, July 19, 2014

Here is a compilation of Lee Eisenberg (Hello Ladies executive producer/writer) getting his ass grabbed. Get it!

PS: Check out that tall, blonde guy lurking about.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Throwback Thursday!

Hey, remember when Stephen actually attempted yoga for real?

"Are you supple, Stephen?"

Also, please note that Stephen’s version of that downward-facing dog move is basically just thrusting. Priceless.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014
aperturemurder:

Oh my god.

aperturemurder:

Oh my god.